Good New Orleans Stories

Elmer’s Store

396 Main Street – Ashfield, MA  01330

(413) 628-4003  Elmersstore.com

Breakfast seven days a week, Dinner on Fridays

AnnaBread Delivered fresh Thursdays through Sundays—

Breakfast Sandwiches available instantly to go every weekday morning!

The Inn at Norton Hill is perfect for family reunions . . . .!

Send e-mail to Nan@Elmersstore.com

 

So, there I was on the side-stage at Jazz Fest watching the Nevilles play last weekend and who should I find beside me but Chef Carlos!  Not that that would be a big surprise since it was his big-ole family on the stage playing, but I just love the tiny little world of the universe!  So while we were there I yelled above the music, “Hey!  Would you cook next weekend?  Son needs the evening off!”  And he yelled back, “Sure!” So Chef Carlos is cooking tomorrow night.  He got back from New Orleans last night and is jumping in the kitchen today – re-filled full of New Orleans culture, music and love!  And food for you!

Here’s what he’s making, a good summer menu:

 

Friday Dinner Menu                              

Anna Baguette

with Goat Rising chevre and kalamata olives     

                                               

Bread Plate

Goat Rising chevre, gouda, cheddar, kalamata olives,and Anna baguette, add salami  

Salt & Pepper Shrimp

 Savory mixed greens salad tossed in cumin-lime dressing and topped with grilled salt & pepper shrimp 

Chilled Cucumber & Avocado Soup

Garden fresh cucumber & avocado puree with basil, tomato, olive oil and sea salt

 

Shrimp Creole Soup

 Sautéed jumbo shrimp with herbs, vegetable medley and white wine in a light seafood tomato broth

 

BBQ Jerk Chicken

 Free range organic chicken quarters lightly seasoned with sweet BBQ sauce, collard greens and a southern style biscuit 

Grilled Vegetable Napoleon

Marinated and grilled mirliton squash, eggplant, red onion and bell pepper with a roasted garlic and herb ratatouille sauce, and avocado on a toasted baguette with citrus compound butter 

Local Burger  

Steady Lane burger on a Gretchen-made bun, with salad and chips  with cheddar, blue, swiss, or gouda 

  

Speaking of the tiny world of the universe, I ran into FOUR separate Elmer’s customers at Jazz Fest this year!  Not just people from Western Mass, and not just four people who have been to Elmer’s once before in life,  but actual present-time on-going regular Elmer’s customers who live in Western Mass that I recognized and everything!  (Even though it’s always hard to recognize people out of context.)  That’s not only a small world;  that’s four Elmer’s customers out of 60,000 people per day out at the festival!  And we happened to meet up at the same time, same place! ……….. Just think how many Elmer’s customers were there that I DIDN’T run into!

 

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Now I know you know this, but Sunday is

Mother’s Day

and what better place to take your mama for breakfast than to Elmer’s with the Brand New Shiny Floor!  It’ll be like the first time you ever took her there!  OR, you could really surprise her and take her to breakfast at Elmer’s on Saturday morning – then you’ve taken her to breakfast just because you love her and not because it’s Mother’s Day!  And then the next day you can give her flowers! Surprise! That is BRILLIANT!

 

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This morning I went to a ground-breaking for a new Whole Foods Market here in New Orleans (I’m still here – it’s post-fest tear down week) and this ground-breaking was truly ground-breaking in its scope.  This new store is going in at the old Schwegmann’s Grocery Store over on Broad – a building that has been empty since Katrina.  And it still looks like it.  The close-surrounding area is low-income and is not where you think a Whole Foods Market is going to go in.  But here’s what they’re doing!  This store will include a project called Liberty’s Kitchen that teaches at-risk kids to cook with an aim towards becoming restaurant professionals.  Liberty’s Kitchen as been going for a little while now with great results – the addition now being that Whole Foods is lending them space for both the kitchen and their own café, credence and all that goes with hitching ones wagon to Whole Foods Market!  They also have the Liberty’s Kitchen Healthy School lunch program which provides scratch-made nutritious meals for schoolchildren while providing an additional training opportunity for students and recent graduates of their youth development program in a high-volume, high production environment.  You can read more about them at LibertysKitchen.org.

 

A second initiative Whole Foods is working with at this one is the partnering with Tulane Medical School and Johnson and Wales Culinary School to begin teaching medical students about nutrition as medicine!

 

Those are some great programs to undertake! 

This afternoon I was walking down the street in downtown New Orleans when I saw a guy talking on the phone. He looked pleasant, I smiled at him and he said, “Nan?  That’s you?”  I said yes it was and thought he looked familiar in a very unfamiliar sort of way and finally had to admit that I didn’t actually know who he was.  

“It’s Adam!”  he cried.  And then I remembered.  Adam was a kid I worked with back in 1982 at the Toulouse Theater when he was 16 years old and I was 25.  And suddenly he looked exactly like Adam, only thirty-one years older.  How in the world he remembered me, I have no idea in the world.  And oddly enough, I had just been thinking of Adam yesterday, wondering what ever might have happened to him.  And now I know:  He is a construction worker with a girlfriend that he calls Sweetie (which is who he was talking to on the phone when I saw him.)

 

And then a couple hours later, I was walking further down the street when a young man said, “I love that skirt you’re wearing – that’s that old school style!  My mama used to wear skirts like that!  You remind me of my mama like that!  Makes me happy!  Happy Mother’s Day, hear?  And then he carried on down the street.

 

New Orleans is a very familiar kind of place.

 

Now go on over to Elmer’s and have dinner with Carlos on Friday and breakfast with ya mama on Saturday and Sunday!  It’s a good weekend for it!

 

A Leisurely E-mail!

Elmer’s Store

396 Main Street – Ashfield, MA  01330

(413) 628-4003  Elmersstore.com

Breakfast seven days a week, Dinner on Fridays

AnnaBread Delivered fresh Thursdays through Sundays—

Breakfast Sandwiches available instantly to go every weekday morning!

The Inn at Norton Hill is perfect for family reunions . . . .!

Send e-mail to Nan@Elmersstore.com

 

Hey guess what!  I am, at this very moment having a positive experience with Sprint!  (Can you hear me now, Verizon?)  Because I use so few cell phone minutes in Ashfield and so many when I’m in New Orleans, I asked Sprint if they could just re-arrange my plan and give me more minutes for the time I am here since I don’t use many minutes otherwise, and they did!  Right away – and without taking any minutes away from the rest of the year!  They just added 500 minutes to this month’s plan and waived the usual $25 for them!  No screaming, no swearing, just service!  What a concept!

 

And speaking of Customer Service,  we have to pull back on some.  (Don’t tell Verizon.) 

It’s about the Tab System:

We can’t really afford them anymore.  Remember how we were paying you to drink coffee?  Through the tab system we were paying you to have breakfast with us.  I’m not being judgmental here – I have a tab or two at the Hardware Store that they need me to pay.  So I understand how tabs get forgotten by even the most well-meaning (I, too am very well-meaning!)  But we recently added up how much people owed us in tabs and figured out that for Elmer’s, it isn’t a very good business plan.  So if you have one, we really, really need you to pay it now.  And then we will kiss you.  But we won’t renew your tab.  I wish we could – I had hoped it would work, but it didn’t.

 

This week’s

Magic Portal

This week at the Magic Portal we have Salsa Dancing!  Son and Kalia will teach a lesson from 6-7:30 and then we’ll dance the night away, practicing our new moves. No experience necessary, all levels and ages welcome, no partner needed. It’s free, as always. Food and drinks available, and we’re featuring Margaritas!  (You might welcome the drinks if you’re shy about dancing.)

 

 

AnnaBread Alert:

NO ANNABREAD THE FIRST WEEK OF MAY

Anna will not be baking or delivering bread Thursday May 2 through Sunday May 5.   Normal schedule will resume on Thursday May 9.

 

Anna needs a spring break just like everyone else does! 

 

 

I’m helping Nina with her grammar homework and, I was a-wondering, have you ever heard of an Appositive Phrase?  And, are Participial Phrases the same as Gerunds?  Is that like New Math – New English?

 

This is our annual Day Off from Jazz Fest and so I have all the time in the world to write the e-mail.  Can you feel the difference in pace?  (Wait – I’m still on the first page.  But I’m not frantic to finish it, so I feel the big difference.)  One thing that has been very helpful in this Age of A Whole Lot of Work is this big plaque that my friend Tracy has on her wall, opposite the couch.  All that happens on this big plaque is that Downton Abbey appears on it on a semi-regular basis, and always when I am tired, wore out and can only sit.  And all of a sudden I’m watching Lady Mary and Matthew try to figure it all out without ever actually saying anything helpful to each other.  (Apparently, according to my British friend Kate, that’s how the British aristocracy communicated with each other early in the 20th Century.  A lot of silent internalizing and looking away.  And a whole lot of misunderstanding.  Having watched two seasons now I highly do not recommend the method if you actually want to advance a relationship or anything else that requires communication.)

 

Tracy has just been smacked by the nostalgia bug and we have spent the evening dancing to the music of Hair, Godspell, The Archies, The Partridge Family and now we’re on David Bowie while her young daughters stare and take advantage of the moment to say things like, “Mom?  Can I have some ice cream?” 

 

“Sure, I don’t care this is the Dawning of the Age of Aquariyuuuuus.”    

 

Now she’s explaining the meaning behind Ground Control to Major Tom . . .

 

Oh for more days off!

 

Well sir, here is the menu for this week and it seems lifted directly out of New Orleans.  I went to visit Son’s grandparents today and told them all about his superb menus and press coverage .  They are so proud of him, as am I.  Here is another outstanding offering for this week:

Friday Dinner Menu

                                                           

Anna Baguette

with Goat Rising chevre and kalamata olives           

Bread Plate

Goat Rising chevre, gouda, cheddar, kalamata olives,

and Anna baguette, add salami 

 

Crab Salad Niçoise

Seasoned french greens beans, potato, fresh tomato, red onion, mediterranean olives and organic hard boiled egg topped with

deep fried soft shell crab and homemade tartar

 

Creole Green Crab Soup

 Puree of split peas and fresh seafood broth, shallots, herbs and white wine topped with a hard boiled egg and lump crab meat

 

Vichysoisse

 Creole style cream of potato with green onions, chives and leeks chilled and finished with clarified butter

 

 High on the Hog

Grilled pork loin chop, local smoked sausage, and pulled pork served with a trio of our house made mustard sauce, potato salad and seasoned greens

 

Roots Rock

 Salt rock roasted colorful beets and carrots with a citrus cognac glaze around a bed of seasoned greens and parmesan couscous 

 

Local Burger

Steady Lane burger on a Gretchen-made bun, with salad and chips  with cheddar, blue, swiss, or gouda 

 

 

And now I think it is time to take a nap.

The New Floor is Done!!!!

Elmer’s Store

396 Main Street – Ashfield, MA  01330

(413) 628-4003  Elmersstore.com

Breakfast seven days a week, Dinner on Fridays

AnnaBread Delivered fresh Thursdays through Sundays—

Breakfast Sandwiches available instantly to go every weekday morning!

The Inn at Norton Hill is perfect for family reunions . . . .!

Send e-mail to Nan@Elmersstore.com

 

We open our e-mail this evening with glad tidings of the new floor!  It is gorgeous!!!  It completes Elmer’s  in a way that the old floor just made it dark.  This new floor fairly glows with potential and anticipation!  Thank you to Frank and Evelyn Vincenzo of Ashfield who, through their company Mr. Sandman put in the new floor, thank you to Rob who ripped out the old floor and stained, buffed and clear-coated the new one.  And thank you to the old ice machine that blew up and flooded the floor last November so that we actually had to get the new floor!  It is BEAUTIFUL!!  I’d show you a picture, but this new e-mail program makes that hard, and besides, you should come and see it!!!   We will be open again tomorrow morning at 7 am, just like usual, with Annabread and everything.  But take off your shoes when you get there . . . . naw, just kidding.  Just walk on your tippy toes.

New Floors!

Walk on your tippy toes!

 

And the second thing I have to tell you about is tomorrow’s (Thursday’s) Magic Portal

where, for this week’s Workshop Elmer’s very own Michael Hulburt (he’s probably made you pancakes if you’ve come for breakfast) will be teaching a bike repair and maintenance workshop. The Workshop will run from 6-8pm. Bring your bike and learn how to fix it up and maintain it. Get it ready for spring and summer!

The Workshop will be followed by the Quantum Curtain Open Stage. Come share music, poetry, dance, or any other medium. We’ll go until about 11pm.

As always, all are welcome and there is no charge for the event. Food and drinks available, all ages.

 

And the third thing I have to tell you about is this week’s dinner:

Friday Dinner Menu

                                                           

Anna Baguette

with Goat Rising chevre and kalamata olives           

Bread Plate

Goat Rising chevre, gouda, cheddar, kalamata olives,

and Anna baguette, add salami 

 

Rancher’s Salad

Boiled black bean, fresh tomato, avocado and cojita cheese on mixed greens, with toasted cumin tortilla and house ranch dressing

 

Beef Chili

Smoky southwest seasoned ground beef, black beans, bell pepper, sweet onion in a good and spicy fresh tomato and cilantro base, served with sour cream and cheddar-jack cheese

Fresh Gazpacho

Creamy garbanzo bean, fresh onion, tomato, pepper, garlic,

basil, oregano, lemon, sea salt and cracked pepper in a

chilled tomato base

 

    Tex-Mex BBQ with Chipotle Cream

Adobo seasoned grilled organic chicken breast with black beans, spinach, and southwestern cornbread

 

BBQ Grilled Chayote

Oaxaca-style BBQ squash with saffron and tomato risotto, spinach and avocado guacamole

 

Local Burger  

Steady Lane burger on a Gretchen-made bun, with salad and chips  with cheddar, blue, swiss, or gouda 

 

And that may be all I have to tell you about.  The Jazz Fest starts in two days and there is still much to be done!  

What Happens When It Gets Cold In New Orleans

Elmer’s Store

396 Main Street – Ashfield, MA  01330

(413) 628-4003  Elmersstore.com

Breakfast seven days a week, Dinner on Fridays

AnnaBread Delivered fresh Thursdays through Sundays—

Breakfast Sandwiches available instantly to go every weekday morning!

The Inn at Norton Hill is perfect for family reunions . . . .!

Send e-mail to Nan@Elmersstore.com

 

Lord, it’s 52 degrees out here at the old Jazz Fest building site today!  Everyone keeps saying they think it’s going to snow.  I keep saying that it doesn’t generally snow at 52 degrees, but it’s probably much more fun to think it’s going to snow than it’s only just freaking cold.

 

Starting Sunday afternoon we’ll close for a few days while we put in our new, shiny floor!  So eat up now and store it up!  We never close!  But now we will be out for a few days!  Stay tuned on Facebook for the updates on the grand re-opening.

 

Dre Rawlings sent me information about this event she’s putting on and it sounds like great fun.  ANYTHING with WhatCheer is going to be great!  That’s the band we had for the night of the Film Festival at the pre-fest party. 

 

TINYcrush Society
presents
CULT CARNIVAL
A Party Dedicated to Your Raucous Ass
at
The GrandStand Building, Franklin County Fairgrounds, Greenfield

featuring music by
WhatCheer? Brigade! A 19-piece alternative brass marching band from Providence, RI
AND
Bella’s Bartok! Our amazing local groove makers/horn blowers/ revelrous crazy folk

Choreography: Cynthia McLaughlin
Photoscape: Chattman Photography

Fusion hotdog stand: Captain Jack’s Roadside Shack

Beer/wine CASH BAR
Doors open at 7:00pm

Tix $15 advance/$20 door
Advance tix avail at Ode Boutique- Northampton
AND
Magpie -Greenfield
during regular biz hours
21+

Unfortunately she didn’t tell me the date and I forgot to ask, but I think it’s the same day as Ashfield Town Meeting.

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Son sent me the menu and Jane usually confirms it.  I’m thinking they’re pretty dang busy up there because Jane ain’t never confirmed it, but here it is as Son told it to me.  Also, speaking of busy, April is our slowest month of the entire year, so it’s a REALLY good time to come on any day of the week and not have to wait. 

 

 

Dinner Tonight!

Lemon pepper Arugula and Wild shrimp salad- Grilled wild caught shrimp on top of a bed of zesty arugula tossed in a lemon tahini dressing with chef’s special olive oil and herb dip.


Steady Lane beef & Onion Soup- Caramelized onion and lemon thyme, deglazed with red wine and stewed with fresh Steady Lane beef stock served with a Swiss cheese Annabread crouton.


 

Chilled Fresh Pea and Mint Soup- Puree of snow pea cooked in a savory vegetable broth with chiffonade mint , chilled and topped with house made lemon cream.  


 

Steady Lane Short Rib- Grass feed local beef short rib a la Bourguignon, braised in fresh beef stock with sweet carrot, pearl onion, spinach and savory mushroom, deglazed with red wine on top of al dente pasta


 

 Roasted Vegetable with Almond & Asparagus Pesto- Roasted zucchini squash and asparagus, sundried tomato with almond and asparagus pesto over butter herb orzo.  

 

Okay again!  Back to work!

 

 

It’s about time…..

Elmer’s Store

396 Main Street – Ashfield, MA  01330

(413) 628-4003  Elmersstore.com

Breakfast seven days a week, Dinner on Fridays

AnnaBread Delivered fresh Thursdays through Sundays—

Breakfast Sandwiches available instantly to go every weekday morning!

The Inn at Norton Hill is perfect for family reunions . . . .!

Send e-mail to Nan@Elmersstore.com

 

I think about things a lot and here’s what I’m thinking about now:

Time and how it works.  I know that all you Western Massachuchans have lots of esoteric thoughts on time, but here’s what I’m wondering about:

I’ve always been busy;  it’s just the kind of girl I am.  Always have been.   And last year was the busiest year I’ve had in life.  I thought I had attained full-busy.  And now, here I am in New Orleans, the City That Care Forgot, busier than I was last year.  –Happily so;  I enjoy my work tremendously!  But now the minutes have split up into new things.  —-And here’s the other weird thing about time:  In Ashfield, time goes fast.  And I always thought it was a combination of being older (so, in perspective) and being busy.  But now I’m older than I was last year, am busier than I was last year, and time is going slower.

 

Okay, what’s up with that, Western Massachushans?

 

And, being busy, I have only time to tell you one thing else:

Remember I said we were going to close on April 29th to re-do the floors?  It got moved up to April 22nd!   So next Monday we will close for a few days and when we re-open we will have BEEYOUTIFUL wood floors everywhere!   You guys should have a big dance party after they’re done!

 

And here’s the menu and that’s all I have time to tell you about:

Friday Dinner Menu

Anna Baguette

with Goat Rising chevre and kalamata olives        

 

                                                Bread Plate

Goat Rising chevre, gouda, cheddar, kalamata olives,

and Anna baguette, salami

 

Son’s Blue Cheese Sardines

 Corn battered whole sardine deep fried, with fresh Frisee lettuce, smoky tomato and creamy blue cheese dressing

 

Classic Potato & Leek Puree with Sirloin

Boiled potato puree in beef stock with savory leeks,

 topped with sirloin steak grilled medium rare

 

Cream of Asparagus with Salted Pistachios

Grilled asparagus puree simmered in vegetable broth and cream with parsley, garnished with salted pistachios

 

Seafood Primavera

Grilled bass filet, jumbo shrimp, littleneck clams, and sweet lobster meat with fennel, leeks and potato in a saffron and seafood broth along a rouille topped AnnaBread baguette.

 

Wild Oyster with Potato Gnocchi

Handmade Potato Gnocchi sautéed with local wild oyster mushroom and spinach in a butter herb sauce

 

I’ve been talking about Son down here and people are so proud of him!  Even people who don’t know him.  When you’re from New Orleans you belong to everybody.   I’ll have the Classic Potato and Leek Puree with Sirloin and the Cream of Asparagus with Salted Pistachios, please.

 

   Oh!  You know what I re-discovered yesterday?  Putting your potato salad in your gumbo.  That is SOOO GOOD!    Son – try that next week!  Sausage Gumbo with Potato Salad on the side that you then dump in there.  I had forgotten about that!  But I had it yesterday and it was GOOD GOOD GOOD!

Okay y’all – get back to work!

 

Elmer’s Weekly Email

Elmer’s Store
396 Main Street – Ashfield, MA 01330
(413) 628-4003 Elmersstore.com
Breakfast seven days a week, Dinner on Fridays
AnnaBread Delivered fresh Thursdays through Sundays—
Breakfast Sandwiches available instantly to go every weekday morning!
The Inn at Norton Hill is perfect for family reunions . . . .!
Send e-mail to Nan@Elmersstore.com

Okay, now we’re trying something even newer than whatever it was we tried before in sending out this e-mail.  New technology.  Mail Chimp.  The apparent good thing for you is that if you want to get off of it, all you have to do is scroll down to the bottom and tell it so.  It is allegedly easier for me, too, so we will see.  If it turns out that the e-mail shows up weird or a disaster, I know which Chimp to go to.  I’m hoping it works.  Let me know if it doesn’t.

 

Hey – I had another Verizon encounter this week that made me think that this would be a good billboard:

 

You’re probably thinking, “I can’t believe you put actual time into that!  If I had put real time into it I would have reversed out the logo so that it was white on black.

 

Hey Guess What!  We’re getting our floor fixed!  Finally!  (Remember the Great Flood of Last November when the ice machine broke and flooded Elmer’s with water all night, which is why some of the boards are painted green?  Well it took a while for the insurance company and I to get all our differences worked out, but we did and so, on Friday, April 29th we are actually going to close for a few days (I don’t yet know how many) while the floor guys come in and put in the new floor and Rob finishes the whole thing.  (Good old Rob – did you see his new coffee counter he put in?  I just saw it on Facebook, but from here it looks great!)  But that’s not until April 29th.  But it is April 29th!  So won’t that be fun!  I’ll remind you again as we get closer.

UPDATE (4/11/13):  The floors are going to be worked on Monday, April 22nd (not 29th). This means we will be closed Monday through probably Thursday.

 

Tomorrow Night at the Magic Portal – it’s our own Rob!

 

 

From Ricki Carroll:

 

The STARRY MOUNTAIN SINGERS

April 6th, 7pm $20
at Ricki & Jamie's
292 Main Street, Ashfield MA

They're here again, the group who took our breath away...
Comprised of some of the most amazing people on earth,
playful, energetic, loving, thoughtful, caring and full of grace. This concert
will fill our hearts with joy, our souls with warmth and our entire being with luscious
3 & 4 part tight melodic harmonies from around the world.
All in our intimate home setting with a phenomenally joyous spirit.
Join us for this breathtaking event.

 

(all proceeds go to the singers)

 

SIGN UP SOON we only have 10 spaces left
by phone 416-628-4568 or online at:

http://www.cheesemaking.com/TheStarryMountainSingers.html

From Kristin Neville:

 

 

And finally, we have our dinner this Friday night:

Friday Dinner Menu

 

 

Anna Baguette

with Goat Rising chevre and kalamata olives

Bread Plate

Goat Rising chevre, gouda, cheddar, kalamata olives,

and Anna baguette, salami

 

Tortilla Soup

Fresh tomatoes stewed in rich vegetable broth, peppers, onions, herbs and southwestern spices, served with a house made

tortilla chip, salsa and sour cream

 

Poblano Pork Soup

Fire roasted poblano peppers, tomato and garlic pureed and stewed with chunks of pork and lime, served with a house made

tortilla chip, salsa and sour cream

 

Mexican Tostada Ensalada

Green salad topped with chilled seasoned black beans, fresh tomato, grated cheese, avocado and herbs with crispy tostada and tomatillo dressing

 

Carne Asada

Grilled marinated beef steak, sautéed peppers and onions stuffed in a handmade corn tortilla with fresh avocado and cilantro,

Spanish style rice, creamy black bean puree,

and cheddar jack cheese


Verduras Asadas

Grilled marinated chayote squash, tomatoes, green chilies and queso fresco rolled into a corn tortilla

 

Local Burger

Steady Lane burger on a Gretchen-made bun, with salad and chips

Choice of:  Extra-sharp Cheddar, Blue,

Swiss, or Gouda

 

If you are wondering how you got back on this e-mail list…

Elmer’s Store

396 Main Street – Ashfield, MA 01330

(413) 628-4003 Elmersstore.com

Breakfast seven days a week, Dinner on Fridays

AnnaBread Delivered fresh Thursdays
through Sundays—

Breakfast Sandwiches available instantly to go
every weekday morning!

The Inn at Norton Hill is perfect
for family reunions . . . .!

Send e-mail to Nan@Elmersstore.com

If you are wondering how you got back on this e-mail list after you requested a while ago to be off of it and you were and then you suddenly got back on, it’s because I just switched from Verizon to G-mail to send it out and when I did, the original e-mail list got loaded into the G-mail world. (Verizon had two lists –the master list and the lists that actually got sent out. When people wanted to be dropped from the e-mail I had to delete them from the send-out list. Erasing them from the master list did no good, so I never did it, not thinking anything would ever change. But it did, and now you’re back on the list, much to my chagrin. Those who I remember wanting to be removed, I’ve done. But if you ended up back here unwillingly, write me again to say to take you off and I’ll do it off the master list (which works to do so in G-mail.) I’m sorry!

You want to know what you just never want to do? Get off the highway when you’re tired, late at night off highway 81 in Pennsylvania. It is a thankless task that will just get you driving all over creation. Highway 81 has Compound Exits. You get off thinking you know where you want to go because you can actually see the hotel and it’s right by the road! But then they have lots of streets going in lots of directions with lots of little signs pointing all over the place with cars behind you so that you can’t stop to figure anything out. You almost never end up at the hotel you wanted to be at. You’d think after seven years of driving that highway I’d figure that out.

Tonight at the Magic Portal!

We’ve got something really special for this week’s Workshop – a 3-station
rotating extravaganza. Learn how to make cordage, tie knots, and make
yarn out of old t-shirts and then turn it into rugs. Pretty cool. Quantum
Curtain Open Mic to follow as usual. See below for more details.

There will be 3 stations – you can stay at one the whole time or move
between them when we rotate. You will need to bring some materials:
old t-shirts, scissors, cr
ochet
hook (if you have one), various strings and twine. We will also bring
some extra.

Station 1: Making Yarn out of Old T-Shirts to Make Rugs

Turn unwanted t-shirts (and other scrap) into yarn! Learn how to cut
one long continuous length to get the most yardage out of that old shirt
and then use it to crochet useful things like hot pads and rugs. Bring
a couple of t-shirts and scissors or a rotary cutter & mat to get
started. A large crochet hook–I’ve been using a K but other sizes will
work–is the only other tool you need.

Station 2: Fingerloop Braids

This is a way to make strong, useful, and decorative laces, which
can be used for lacing up your shoes or boots, as drawstrings for bags,
as a necklace for a pendant, or anything else for which you might find
it handy to have a nice, durable lace. They can be made with single
or multiple colors, too!

Station 3: Knot-making

Learn useful knots for every days uses around the home and farm.

This just in from Kristin Neville. I think I have to say that
Charles’ talk last Saturday night was the best, most profound event
we’ve ever done and one of the best ever in life, in any venue.
He talked for almost 2 hours and every story grabbed you, shook you
around and ain’t let go yet.

But Kristin asked me to include this:

First Generation Benefit Concert

The First Generation Benefit Concert is on April
20th at the Academy of Music in Northampton and starts at 7 pm. The
concert features several acclaimed musicians who live in the area, as
well as a brief performance by the First Generation youth theater ensemble.
After the concert there will be a Meet the Artists reception at the
R. Michelson Galleries in Northampton from 9-11 pm. Chef Carlos will
be preparing food for the reception.

This fundraising and community building event will
support the First Generation program of the Performance Project. The
diverse group of young people in First Gen participate in artistic training
and create original multi-lingual theater based on their own experiences.
Through these experiences they learn about themselves and others, develop
skills and leadership abilities, and claim a public voice in their communities
and beyond. The Performance Project “is committed to the enrichment
and empowerment of it’s membership, many of whom have been incarcerated,
experienced foster care, or are in this country as refugees, so that
we may all know our value as individuals and as part of a larger community”.

And then Rob (remember Rob? Who used to write the Rob Report
back in the good old days before he was a big-time newspaper editor?)
asked me to include this:

And finally, our dinner tomorrow night is:

Friday Dinner Menu

Anna Baguette

with Goat Rising chevre and kalamata olives

Bread Plate

Goat Rising chevre, gouda, cheddar, kalamata
olives,

salami, and Anna baguette

Frisee au Soleil

Crisp Frisee lettuce tossed in olive oil, white
wine
&
black pepper, with local chicken egg fried sunny side up and bacon lardons

Stuffed Pork Chops

Bone-in pork loin stuffed with cornbread dressing,
pan seared with potato puree and cranberry vodka sauce

Vegetable Scampi

Roasted eggplant, tomato and garlic with herbs and olives
in white wine sauce over fettuccini pasta with manchego

Local Burger

Steady Lane burger on a Gretchen-made bun,
with salad and chips

Choice of: Extra-sharp Cheddar, Blue,
Swiss,

or Gouda

And now, back to winter

Elmer’s Store – 396 Main Street – Ashfield, MA 01330

413 628-4003 Elmersstore.com

Breakfast seven days a week, Dinner on Fridays

AnnaBread Delivered fresh Thursdays through Sundays—

Breakfast Sandwiches on Croissants available instantly to go every morning!

Send e-mail to Nan@Elmersstore.com

Hey!

 

I am not leaving my house until the wind stops blowing.  I am all for winter and cold and all that stuff, but with the wind it becomes stupid Dr Zhivago cold.  (Remember watching Dr. Zhivago at the drive-in theater in your little poodle pajamas thinking, it could NEVER get that cold!?)  Well it can!  Right here with this dang wind blowing!

What was your favorite moment at WinklePicker?

Mine were three:

 

1.  Watching the famously un-excitable Steve Riley (of Steve Riley and the Mamou Playboys) who had just finished tearing up (musically) Town Hall, jump literally up and down to the Primate Fiasco, who were busily ripping up (musically) Elmer’s at the Saturday night after-party.  Even Steve’s own sideman Sam Broussard said while watching him, “You don’t see that very often!”  (Have you SEEN the Primate Fiasco lately??  They just keep getting better and better and better!)

 

2.  Sitting on the stage beside Charles Neville listening to him talk about his life in details that made the audience gasp with horror, as he told of these things with his quiet humor and straightforward look at it all.  Just sitting beside Charles Neville on a stage was my actual favorite moment.

 

3.  Walking into the hall during Eilen Jewell and having a little, teeny, tiny boy who was barely old enough to stand by himself, flash me a huge grin and toddle toward me with his hands stretched out.  I took both his hands and he started dancing to Eilen.  We danced for a long time until his mother took him back.

 

Questions Two and Three from WinklePicker are:

1.  What did you lose there?

2.  What did you find there?

We had some things turned in and lots of things lost. E-mail and tell me what you lost and what you found (dang it – you may have to turn it in!)  and we’ll hook everyone up and everyone will live happily ever after!

 

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This just in from our friend Jeffrey Foucault and I thought I’d pass it along to youse, some more of his friends. We are working on having him here in Ashfield in the fall.  So stay tuned to this channel for information on that. 
Hey Folks, 
The Cold Satellite Kickstarter campaign is up and running here: 
If you’re reading this email it’s because you have something to do with mycareer, or you owe me five dollars, or you are my Dad. Perhaps it is all ofthese things. Or, you are simply a mover and shaker. As such I thought itwould not be drastically obnoxious to ask for your help in getting the wordout by passing this link along to your people, via email, your website, yoursocial media, or in a nicely worded letter to your wealthy aunt upstate. We have 30 days to ensure that I will not go broke touring this record. All help is appreciated, and I thank you.

Best,

JF  

 
 

Awight Y’all;  it’s wedding time!

 

(Well, not yet, but it will be in a few months) and we have several weddings coming up where nice people need extra housing for their friends and family, including whole houses they’d like to rent. 

Anyone who has an extra house, apartment or rooms this year (mostly in June, July and September) that you’d like to rent out to nice people for a weekend at a time, e-mail me back at Nan@ElmersStore.com and we can figure it all out. 

 

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The tabs are slowly getting paid up, but we still have a few outstanding ones starting with the letters (these are of first names):

A B C D H J (lots of Js), K L M R S T V W Z

 

So it is getting better – and we hope you will see your letter, feel REALLY, REALLY guilty and come in and pay it off!  (Not really that guilty, but I feel really, really guilty about the people I owe money to and your paying your tab will help me pay them!)

 

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And here is Friday’s dinner!

Friday, February 22

 

Anna Baguette

with Goat Rising chevre and kalamata olives

Bread Plate

Goat Rising chevre, gouda, cheddar, kalamata olives,

salami, and Anna baguette

 

House Salad

with mixed greens, grated manchego,

and red wine vinaigrette  

 

Berkshire Spare Ribs

Beer braised pork ribs served with baked beans, macaroni & cheese, and seasoned greens

 

Roasted Simlin & Prosecco Tomato Sauce

Roasted summer squash in a sundried tomato and Prosecco puree served on top al dente pasta with parmesan cheese and

pomodoro pepper

 

 

Local Burger

Steady Lane burger on a Gretchen-made bun, with salad and chips

Choice of:  Extra-sharp Cheddar, Blue, Swiss, or Smoked Gouda  

 

 

And that’s all I got!

Valentine’s Day!

Elmer’s Store – 396 Main Street – Ashfield, MA 01330

413 628-4003 Elmersstore.com

Breakfast seven days a week, Dinner on Fridays

AnnaBread Delivered fresh Thursdays through Sundays—

Breakfast Sandwiches available instantly to go every morning!

Send e-mail to Nan@Elmersstore.com

You know what I figured out?  I am a traditionalist when it comes to where the ground is.  I want it under my feet, solid and not zooming by fast.  That is why I do not like:
1.  Skiing in any form
2.  Roller coasters
3.  Water Slides
4.  Being dragged by a horse 
And it’s why I’d make both a bad Yankee and a bad cowboy. 
Happy Ash Wednesday!  What are you giving up for Lent?  If you hurry right now you can still make it to church at 7:00 to get ashes on your head! 
Yesterday Son and I were on Mass Appeal on WWLP.  That Son, he’s good!  Me, I’m just goofy (I wore my purple tutu since it was Mardi Gras day and did a little dance.)
Then today I was on Monte’s radio show on WRSI.  I was goofy there too.  It’s just the kind of girl I am.   
Valentine’s Day at Elmer’s 
For breakfast tomorrow morning, come in for breakfast with your Love and have heart-shaped pancakes with strawberry compote and whipped cream! 
Chocolate Man (Chef Alan Crofut from Unbridled Chocolates in Marlboro, New Hampshire) sent me chocolates for you guys to get for your favored ones.  But this time, instead of making you buy a whole box, we have them as individuals so that you can get as many or as few as you like.  We have Dark Chocolate Espresso and Dark Chocolate Mint with plain packaging if you want them for yourself, or fancy packaging if they are for your love.  
And we have go-o-o-orgeous flowers all done up for us by Gloriosa.  She does such nice work and they are bee-you-ti-ful!  Quantities of both chocolate and flowers are limited so don’t miss them! 
This Thursday’s Magic Portal
Come to this week’s workshop and write a love letter to your favorite thing/plant/pet or otherwise non-human love! We’ll also have materials to make valentines. Or anti-valentines, whichever you prefer. 6 – 8 pm, then the variety show starts at 8pm.
We still have a few spaces left for our night of Love and Chocolate, but not many more, so if you’re thinking of coming, make your reservations!
WinklePicker
We’re also selling lots of WinklePicker tickets – especially since you guys realized it’s The Last Minute.  So if you didn’t think of that yet, the Last Minute ticks ever closer!  It’s all this weekend!  Here’s the short list – for tickets call us at Elmer’s (413) 628-4003 or WinklePickerfest.com.

 

Friday night :  Night of Love and Chocolate  -  $25 per person.  Reservations begin at 5pm, call us for a reservation (628-4003)

 

Saturday morning:

Creole Cooking with Carlos Neville 10:00 am  – $65 per person.  Tickets at Elmer’s and at WinklePickerFest.com.

 

Saturday Afternoon:

Kids’ Mardi Gras Ball with music by The Primate Fiasco.  Tickets: $5 for kids, $10 for adults.  Tickets at Elmer’s and at WinklePickerFest.com.   We’ll also have face painting there.

 

Saturday Evening:

Dinner at 5pm at Elmer’s.  Call for reservations 628-4003

8pm:  Grown Folks’ Mardi Gras Ball at Town with Grammy-Winning Steve Riley and the Mamou Playboys – $25 in advance, $30 day of show.  Tickets at Elmer’s and at WinklePickerFest.com.

After Steve Riley:  The After-party at Elmer’s with The Primate Fiasco. Entry is included with your Steve Riley Ticket

 

Sunday Morning:

Regular Breakfast at Elmer’s, where we will have a special of Shrimp and Grits along with our regular breakfast menu.

(Originally we had a Gospel Brunch scheduled for Sunday morning, but had to cancel that due to the choirs all having to be in church!)

2:30 pm:   Charles Neville – his life and times $10 in advance, $15 day of.  Tickets at Elmer’s and at WinklePickerFest.com.

5pm:  Dinner at Elmer’s.  Call us at 629-4003 for reservations

8pm:  Eilen Jewell in Concert.  Tickets $20 in advance, $25 Day Of.  Tickets at Elmer’s and at WinklePickerFest.com.

Valentine’s Day at Elmer’s

For breakfast tomorrow morning, come in for breakfast with your Love and have heart-shaped pancakes with strawberry compote and whipped cream!
 
Chocolate Man (Chef Alan Crofut from Unbridled Chocolates in Marlboro, New Hampshire) sent me chocolates for you guys to get for your favored ones.  But this time, instead of making you buy a whole box, we have them as individuals so that you can get as many or as few as you like.  We have Dark Chocolate Espresso and Dark Chocolate Mint with plain packaging if you want them for yourself, or fancy packaging if they are for your love. 
 
And we have go-o-o-orgeous flowers all done up for us by Gloriosa.  She does such nice work and they are bee-you-ti-ful!  Supplies of both chocolate and flowers are limited so don’t miss them!