HEY GUESS WHAT!
This e-mail is coming to you from high atop the Elmer’s Offices at www.ElmersStore.com! And no one can take it away from me! Not Verizon, not the spam detector, not a computer virus, not even the blue screen of sorrow because it doesn’t really exist!
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